Friday, August 5, 2011

पावसाच्या अंगणात



पावसाच्या अंगणात एक शुभ्र ढग आला,
छप्पाक-पिच्चाक करून धूम बागडू लागला.
पॉलिथीनची टोपी केली, कागदाच्या होड्या,
चोहीकडे पाणी उडवत केल्या लाख खोड्या.

सप्तरंगी छत्री सोबत होते लाल गमबूट,
शंख-शिंपल्यांनी भरली त्याने इवलीशी मूठ.
हुंदडून बागडून मनसोक्त शांत मग तो बसला,
निघताना सारे अंग भिजवून, बूट पण पाण्याने भरला.

उंच उडून दूर कुठले कोरडे गाव एक गाठले,
क्षणात आनंदी भावाने त्याने सारे पाणी ओतले.
तप्त धरेचा उश्वास पाहून तोही तृप्त झाला,
पावसाच्या अंगणात एक शुभ्र ढग परत आला.
~

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

अर्धवट

अंग सुन्न होऊन जातं. थंड! श्वास बंद होतो. कमी होतो. हात पांघरुण होऊन एकमेकांना घट्ट कवटाळूण घेतात. हाता-छातीवरचे लव उभे राहतात. कोंदटल्यासारखं वाटतं. खिडकी उघडून वारा आत येतो. थोडं बरं वाटतं. विचार बंद होत नाहीत. डोकं शांत होत नाही. मनाला त्याची खिडकी सापडत नाही.

डोळे घट्ट बंद करुन पलंगावर बसतो. मागे सरकून भिंतीला टेकतो. विचार अजूनही भटकते. त्यांना त्यांचा आधार सापडत नाही.

हळूच चादर अंगावर घेऊन शेजारच्या उशीवर डोकं ठेवतो. थंडी कमी होते. उब थोडासा आराम देते. ओल्या पापण्या उघडतो. दात घट्ट बंद. डोळे पाण्याने भरतात. बंद केले तर अश्रू वाहतील म्हणून उगाच त्यांना साठवून ठेवतो.
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"मित्र नेहमीसाठी राहणार नाहीत."






जीव दंगला गुंगला रंगला असा
पीरमाची आस तू
जीव लागला लाभला
ध्यास ह्यो तुझा
गहिवरला श्वास तू

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Simple!

Saw “Marley & Me” few weeks back on Star Movies.

Lovely dramedy!!! The movie has no great story as such. It’s just about the simplest & the most uncomplicated experience of life; of having a pet dog. Surprisingly, after reading on Wikipedia {Yeah! I Wiki everything. I use it more than Google} about it, i came to know that this movie is based on real life experiences. {Real life experience movies are catching up nowadays, i suppose. E.g. Schindler’s List, Milk, Erin Brockovich, A Beautiful Mind, etc. It can thus be concluded that many people do have good real life experiences. Aaaargh!! I hate my life even more now!! }

Repeating again, simplicity at its best can be seen here. Though John Grogan (played by Owen Wilson) is unhappy with professional life, unsure & afraid of the happenings of married life; Marley is the one simplest thing that’s holding him up all the time. He falls in a pickle with kids coming in & knows not of how his reactions would be. Otherwise devilish & destructive Marley welcomes those tiny newborns with whole composure. John gets morale from him & embraces the new beginnings. John progresses as a column writer wherein he is applauded for his article on Marley’s misadventures. Slowly & steadily, over a period of time, they all accept this peevish creature as family’s integral part. Life moves on and with old age the golden Labrador retriever wags good bye.

The movie takes you through comedy, some problems with new adjustments & many heart touching experiences of happiness. Though it’s a touchy movie, it doesn’t make you sob but surely moistens your eyes at the end. A life as simple as it can be reminds you of all the simplest things you miss in your life. Of how you miss out a simple curd rice bowl over a Hot Masala Tikki Creamy Pizza {Forgive me if there is no such pizza of such name existing. And please forget that i used this name if it exists & is already copyrighted or patented or something.} Of how you miss out gazing the moon crescent on cold nights of January for keeping-in-touch with friends on social networking sites. Of how you miss out helping your mom in kitchen for catching up with your sitcoms. & of how you miss out the Sunday morning Rangoli for sleeping late compensating your Saturday night bash.

I know that it’s not at all simple to live a simple life. With a mind that wanders everywhere, except your inner soul; with things happening enticingly around you; with a marathon race to project your superiority over others; we forget what we ourselves are. The mask we wear becomes our actual face. We tend to forget that what we in the interior are, are not what we portray. It’s like painting your home with best enamor on outside & using some cheap putty on the inside to only discover that its all falling & messing your own life. Now as this gyaan is clichéd by many gyaanis already, me adding more to it doesn’t sound to be much fruitful. But just a shot at it won’t hurt. Although nothing might change in you, it will surely remain at the back of mind of how i preached it & how i myself am not following it. With that guilt, maybe, someday, i myself will become simple.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Violence

In Bed…. Fan Blowing On Face.... Position Changed…. Ummmh!.... Now Press *.... 2:07am.... Hydrotest Position.... She Is Dumb.... Dairy Milk.... Ishq Mazhab, Ishq Meri Jaat Ban Gayi.... Reminder!.... Hi!.... Blog.... Wow! .... So Nice!.... Yaaaiikksss!!!.... No One Online.... So Creative!.... Dull!.... L.... Position Changed.... Do You Want To Publish?.... Cancel.... Fu Bai Fu.... Cant She Get That?.... Farmville.... Mirror…. Newspaper…. Facebook.... Christine: I Am The Mask You Wear.... Gmail.... Imp.... Reply Pending.... Blogspot.... Wicked.... Sms?.... Log In…. No Air…. Curl Up More…Log Out….. Sleep Straight…. Not On Your Chest…. Sleep On Your Back…. Minesweeper…. Haircut…. Draft…. Forget It!.... Walk To The Window…. See Outside…. So Boring…. Sleep Again…. Moonlight…. Just Wow!.... Now Press *.... 2:53am…. Get Up…. Open The Door…. Walk To Kitchen…. Drink Water…. Walk In Balcony…. Sleep Again…. Change Side…. Search Your Headphones…. Do Not Make Noise…. Silence!…. Tuning…. Not So Loud…. Remove Pillow…. Tuning…. News? No!.... Tuning…..Nice Silent…. I Hate Silence…. Tuning…. Man! Reply Me!.... Sineki Surkha Baagmein Dil Ban Ke Aa Gaya Tu.... Hmm!..... Much Better…. Marley & Me!.... Painting…. Inbox…. Black…. Insulation Cleats…. Calm Down…. Take A Deep Breath…. Remove All The Thoughts Aside….. Constitution Of India…. Slab…. Type…. Camera…. Click…. Wow!.... Umm!.... Now Press *.... 3:18am…. Call…. Green…. Take Pillow Back…. Shirt…. Buzz!.... Voldemort….




Aaare Uuth!.... Saat Daha Zaale.... Dream?.... Late Honaar Asshil Tar Phone Kar.... Bar!.... Yaatrioonko Honewali Asuvidha Ke Liye Khed Hai....User Name…. Password…. Launch Microsoft Office Outlook…. Ummmm!.... Ok! Done!!!





Good News Is Just Life's Way Of Keeping You Off Balance.



:) :) :)

Jolly Day!!!

Friday, August 13, 2010

India

63 Years Since Freedom
Population: Over 1.18 Billion People

(i.e. 1,180,000,000)

In Villages 72.2%
In Cities & Towns 27.8%
Literacy Rate 79.9%
And Now Take A Look At This......


What Do I Say Now?


Happy Independence Day?

Monday, March 15, 2010

History of Courts in India

Introduction:
Law to be defined is as difficult as it is to define God or Indo-Pak borders. But to make it simple to define law one can start from finding answer to the famous question of "Why is law needed?" The answer to this question can not be framed in a single sentence as law resolves and answers many of the social[1] as well as personal[2] problems. It affects politics, economics & society in various ways. The very need of the law must have been first sensed when human being started living in communities. It is certain that law in the rough draft form must have been in place during civilization. The orderly growth of the towns and villages are significant of that. There is hardly any need of proofs to support to this basis.
When we now have arrived at a conclusion that the formation of communities gave rise to formations of laws, it is quite clear that laws would also be different for varied types of communities. India has been a conglomeration of various cultures, religions and communities. Apart from these, the vast geographical extents also gave rise to differences in life styles of people. Through the ages, India remains as a big sponge and has very wisely accommodated all these differences in one land. The present laws of India are hence the result of all cultures combined together.
Though the vast contribution of British Rulers in the present judicial system of India can never be denied, the small, and still vital, contributions of pre-British era can also never be neglected. Judicial system of India is in fact a gift of the British Raj but still it bears the mark of the judicial system that was prevalent in this country before the British came to this country. To put it generally, the development of Judicial System and the legal history of India can be conveniently divided under the four heads, namely;

  • Early Period or Hindu Period
  • Medieval Period or Muslim Period
  • British Period
  • Post Independence Period

Early Period or Hindu Period:
The first most important era for the judicial system of India can be considered to be the Hindu Period. This ranges from the pre-Vedic period and continues till the Muslims invaded and took the power and ruled this country. During this period, family was considered the unit of the social system. It was essentially patriarchal and normally the head of the family administered the family and its system. In the early era, law was definitely with the power, than it being the other way round. The king was considered to be the supreme law-giver and fountain head of justice. Every appeal was filed with him. Kings or advisers of the king were people who formulated, modified and looked after the laws and its incorporation in day to day life. Sometimes, not always, this led to the misuse of the power causing injustice culminating into general hatred and unwillingness to follow the law thus throwing whole society into the turmoil. One reference from Arthashastra[3] does supports this by saying, "When the law of punishment is kept in abeyance, it gives rise to such disorder as is implied in the proverb of fishes; for in the absence of a magistrate, the strong will swallow the weak; but under his protection, the weak resist the strong." As kings were supposed to be the guardians of law and order, and had highest position in the hierarchy in law structure this book was oriented in order to make the then kings and future kings well educated in the field of law. The book has got elaborative instructions on daily routine of education of a prince and a king, imbibing the importance of law in their minds. One hymn in the book says, "Whoever imposes severe punishment becomes repulsive to the people; while he who awards mild punishment becomes contemptible. But whoever imposes punishment as deserved becomes respectable." This shows that roots of the emphasis on jurisprudence in India can be traced to the 4th century B.C.
In ancient India there were different types of punishments as fine, gentle admonition, severe reprieve, corporal punishment, making the accused pay compensation to the aggrieved party in addition to the punishment given and death penalty, etc. Kautilya had gone a step further and said that "Award of punishment must be regulated by a consideration of motive and the nature of offence, time and place, strength, age, learning and monetary position." If a man committed some offence towards women such as adultery, rape, etc., he was punished severely. As the contemporary Indian society was divided into four different varnas[4] (i.e. classes) Brahmin, Kshatriya, Vaishya, & Shudra the book refers to these classes while directing the rules. Different rules were formulated for citizens of different classes. Certain smrities[5] had laid down that Brahmins should be given milder punishment. Normally, Shudras and women were not appointed as judges. It was unfortunate to have such dissimilarities on the basis of creed.


Medieval Period or Muslim Period:
The Muslim period or the medieval period in the Indian history marks new era in the legal history of the country. The Muslims started coming to India in the 8th century. They had settled in the Malabar Coast and Sindh. With the world wide conquest of the Muslim rulers to spread Islam they started entering India. Mohammed of Ghazni and Mohammed Ghori invaded India and captured a lot of territory and acquired lot of wealth. But they also indulged in brutality, vandalism and loot. These Muslim rulers were so indiscreet in making attempt to annihilate the Hindu way of life that they invariably affected the judicial system in India also. It was later on that the rulers like Akbar, Sher Shah Suri, Shah Jahan who brought about synthesis in Hindu and Muslim way of life. In Islam the Holy Quran is the fountain head of everything. Muslim social order and politics are guided by the tenets laid down in the holy Quran by Prophet Muhammad. But it could not affect the Hindu way of life. Jahangir and Shah Jahan tried to rule this country with statesmanship and competence. After Aurangzeb, son of Shah Jahan, began the downfall of Mughal Empire.
The Mughal Empire provided a system of government that shared many ideas of its own and also incorporated many Indian ideas as well. The administration was carried out in the name of Sultan or the Ruler who had his capital at Delhi. The empire was essentially military in nature, with every officer of the Mughal state a member of the army. The Emperor was an autocrat and had unlimited freedom in making laws. During the time of the Mughal Empire there was no formal written law, but there was a keen interest amongst the Mughal emperors to deliver speedy justice to its citizens. Although he had a council of ministers, he was not bound to consult them, and his word was law. The only restriction was that he had to follow the guidelines set forth in the scriptures and Islamic traditions. However, a powerful emperor could often violate these as well. The great Mughal kings can best be described as benevolent despots, who ruled fairly and justly. Most of them did involve their ministers in decision making. They also attempted to improve the lives of their subjects, although there was no socialistic work in their times.
The Mughal emperors were very keen on justice. But for most of the Mughal period, appealing to the emperor was a complex procedure. Two notable exceptions were Akbar and Jahangir, who allowed subjects to directly petition them. In addition to the emperor there were other officers in charge of justice. The chief justice was known as the Quazi-ul-Quazat. But the emperor remained the final court of appeal. Most villagers however resolved their cases in the village courts itself. There were in all six types of courts namely the court of Kaazi, the court of the Dadbaks or Mir Adils, court of the Faujdar, the Court of the Sadr, the Court of the Amils and the Court of the Kotwals. The state had curtain Vakils who had responsibility to defend the civil suits against state. The Government lawyers were known as Vakil-E-Sarkar.
The justice system placed even senior officers within the law, and perhaps the only person really above the law was the emperor himself. In fact it was believed that the king is the representative of God and therefore any attempt to overthrow or challenge the authority of state was considered to be a crime against God and dealt with accordingly. The offence like counterfeiting coins, gambling, causing injury and assault and minor thefts, etc. were punishable. The punishments were fairly severe, ranging from imprisonment, amputation, cutting of tongue, whipping and also death penalty. The approval of the emperor was however mandatory for capital punishment.


British Period:
The era of the British Empire began with Vasco-da-Gama’s[6] discovery of the passage to India in the year 1448. After this, Portugal and then England started trade with India. East India Company was established on 31st December, 1600 with the sanction of the British Crown. East India Company had the authority to make certain constitutional laws, frame orders for its employees or servants and also for the better advancement of trade and traffic. The company had established a factory at Surat which further expanded to Madras, Bombay and Calcutta. Charles II had received Bombay Island in Dowry from Portugal which he passed to East India Company in the year 1668-69. East India Company was given legislative powers for framing laws for this territory. In 1672, the laws framed by Governor of Surat factory were enforced on Bombay. Bombay was divided into four regions, each of which had an English man presided. a maritime court was established to decide cases of crimes committed on high seas. In the year 1694 Court of Admiralty was established in Bombay. In 1726 in each presidency town a Mayor's county was setup for civil justice. The criminal jurisdiction was given to the Governor and five senior members of the council. Thus the English laws were established on the Indian soil.
The English laws in India were mostly designed for advantage to British. It clearly exhibited an impartial and cheap administration of justice. The servants of company carried their own trade with illegal means. While deciding offences between British & Indian people, Company was left with an attitude that adversely affected the administration of justice.
After the battle of Plassey[7], the power of Nawab declined and the real power in the hands of the East India Company. This was another major turn in the history.
Landmark contributions to the legal system were set by General Warren Hastings[8] where great deals of administrative precedents were set up which profoundly shaped later attitudes towards the government. As Hastings had great respect for ancient scripture of Hinduism, Brahmins were allowed to mould laws, as no Englishman thoroughly understood Sanskrit. In 1781, Hastings founded Madrasa Aliya, meaning the higher madrasa, at Calcutta in an attempt to conciliate the goodwill of the Muslim population. The beginning cases were heard in the open courts and their records were maintained. Cases older than 12 years were not to be filed. A nominal fee was prescribed for trial of civil cases. As in those days dacoity was rampant, Hastings decided to give death penalty to these dacoits and that too in their own village. Separate courts for civil and criminal laws were set up. Later on the public opinion started holding the view that the company should not be left free and British Parliament should exercise control over it. Hence a supreme powerful court, the Supreme Court was set up at Calcutta[9]. Supreme Court had confined jurisdiction and it did not hear cases against Governor General and any of his Councilors. Supreme Court at Bombay and Madras were established later on after the success of Calcutta’s Supreme Court.
Lord Cornwallis[10] introduced several reforms including changes in judicial system in India. The first thing he did was to abolish the authority of Nawab over criminal judicature. In 1790, Collectors were given magisterial powers. Civil courts were also recognized. Native commissioners were appointed for Hindu and Mohammedan Law. Lord Cornwallis realized that it was not possible for poor people to pay court fees and hence he abolished it. All the Collectors and Executive Officers were made subject to court for their official acts. Now, the native Indians could also file cases against British and recover damages from them. Separate appeal courts were established.
During the period from 1797 to 1828, Lord Wellesley, Lord Monte, Lord Hastings and Lord Amherst made a number of reforms. After the first uprising in 1857, the British Parliament abolished the East India Company in 1858 and took direct charge of the government. The first Law Commission was appointed in 1861 which had fullest powers to enquire and report on judicial system in India. It also laid down need of establishment of High Courts.
With the establishment of High Courts, uniformity was brought. After the High Courts Act of 1911, High Courts were established at Patna, Lahore, Nagpur, Punjab, Assam, Orissa, Rajasthan, Travancore, Cochin, Mysore and Jammu and Kashmir. Federal Court of India came into being as a result of the Government of India Act 1935. The rules for appointment, salary, removal, etc. of judges were made.
The Privy Council was an institution of the English Legal History that heard appeals against the decision of Highest Courts of the colonies of the British Empire. For speedy and expeditious hearing of small and petty matters and to give justice to weaker section of the society, Small Causes’ Courts were established in the Presidency Towns. On October 6, 1860 the Indian Penal Code known as Act XIV of 1860 was passed and this was one of the greatest landmarks in the legal history of India. The crimes peculiar to Indian society such as dedicating girls to a deity to live a life of virginity, exploiting infants, dowry deaths, sati, burying labor alive, gang robbery, etc. were abated, if not extirpated.
As reporting of all cases is very important in judicial system, Law Reports were made. The history of law reporting in India dates back to the Company's rule as early as 1830. In pursuance of the provisions of the Indian Law Report Act, 1875, almost all the High Courts decided upon the publication of an official series of reports known as Indian Law Report (ILR).


Post Independence Period:
As India became free on 15th August 1947, the judicial system saw many reforms thereafter. The present judicial system after independance is one of the important chapters of legal history of India.
The vast Constitution of India, consisting of a Preamble, 22 parts with 448 articles, 12 schedules and 5 appendices has undergone over 109 ammendments till date. This Constitution, framed by Dr. B. R. Ambedkar, was enacted from 26th January, 1950.
The Supreme Court of India is the highest court in this country. The judiciary of India is free from control of either executive authorities or Parliament. Judiciary acts as an interpreter of Constitution and also as as intermdiary union. An act passed by parliament is subject to judicial review and can be declared unconstitutional by the Supreme Court.
The whole judicial system of the country is divided into two major categories, the civil judicature and the criminal judicature. Supreme Court is the highest seat of justice both in regard to Civil as well as Criminal Law and also performs various functions including exercising appellate jurisdiction over High Courts and other tribunals. Each state has a High Court which has both original and appellate jurisdiction. It also controls the judicial administration in the State and areas under its jurisdiction.
High Court of Maharashtra functions at Bombay with branches are at Nagpur, Aurangabad and Panaji. It was established in 1862 and covers jurisdiction of Maharashtra, Goa, Dadra & Nagar Haveli and Daman & Diu. The court at the bottom in each district is that of the judge of junior division. There are also judges of senior division who exercise original jurisdiction with higher pecuniary limits. From their decision, appeal lies in High Court. The District Judge is the Principal Judge of original jurisdiction in district. Besides these courts, Bombay also has Small Causes’ Court under the Presidency Small Causes’ Court Act. The City Civil Court is the court of original jurisdiction in civil matters. The High Court also exercise jurisdiction in matters of civil cases. Criminal courts are of three types presided over by First Class, Second Class and Third Class Magistrates. Sessions Court is an appellate court over the Magistrate’s Court. In Bombay, criminal courts are also known as Metropolitan Magistrate Courts. In Maharashtra, there is a complete separation of judiciary from the executive.

As the British ruled India fro a vast period, the legal system in India is highly influenced by them. All the rules and acts are drafted in English even after the Independence. This does create many problems for common man residing in rural areas and small towns. The laws of his own country are not easily understandable to him.
With all the varied cultural changes of Hindu, Muslim and British era, the judicial system of India stands out as unique in the whole world. Although there are a few drawbacks in the system, great work is being done to make it rich and helpful.

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Footnotes:
[1] Examples of laws that solve social problems would be like the Indian Penal Code-1860, Constitutional Law and many other uncodified laws.
[2] Examples of laws that solve personal problems would be like Shariyat Act-1937, Contract Act-1872 and many other uncodified laws.
[3] The Arthashastra is an ancient book on statecraft, economics and strategy, considered as first brick of Indian Law, authored by Kautilya (350 - 283 B.C.) who was a professor at Takshashila University and prime minister of the Maurya Empire.
[4] The quadruple division has four classes viz. Brahmins, (clergy and teachers of religious authority). Kshatriyas (warriors and administrators), Shudras (servants and unfree peasants) and Vaishyas (merchants and farmers or cattle-herders).
[5] Smriti is a codified component of Hindu customary law.
[6] Vasco-da-Gama was a Portuguese sailor and explorer who found the passage to India via. Cape of Good Hope (now known as Cape Town of South Africa).
[7] This was fought between East India Compnay and Nawab of Bengal and his French allies in June 1757.
[8] Warren Hastings was the first Governor General of Bengal from 1773 to 1785.
[9] Note that Supreme Court was established even before the High Court.
[10] Lord Charles Cornwallis was appointed as Governor General of India in 1786 and stayed as one till 1793.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

A Thousand Desires Such As These(Hazaaron Khwahishen Aisi)

A thousand desires such as these
A thousand moments to set this night on fire
Reach out and you can touch them
You can touch them with your silences
You can reach them with your lust
Rivers mountains rain
Rain against a torrid hill’s cape
A thousand
A thousand desires such as these
हजारों ख्वाहिशें ऐसी कि हर ख्वाहिश पे दम निकले
बहुत निकले मेरे अरमाँ, लेकिन फिर भी कम निकले
I loved rain as a child
As a lost young man
Empty landscapes
Bleached by a tired sun
And then
And then suddenly it came
Like a dark unknown woman
Her eyes scorched my silences
Her body wrapped itself around me
Like a summer without end
निकलना खुल्द (Paradise) से आदम का सुनते आये हैं लेकिन
बहुत बे-आबरू होकर तेरे कूचे से हम
हजारों ख्वाहिशें ऐसी कि हर ख्वाहिश पे दम निकले
बहुत निकले मेरे अरमाँ, लेकिन फिर भी कम निकले

Pause me, hold me, reach me,
Where no man has gone
Crossing the seven seas
With the wings of fire
I fly towards nowhere
And you
Rivers mountains rain
Rain against a scorched landscape of pain
मुहब्बत में नहीं है फ़र्क जीने और मरने का
उसी को देख कर जीते हैं जिस काफिर पे दम निकले
A thousand desires such as these
A thousand moments to set this night on fire
Reach out and you can touch them
You can touch them with your silences
You can reach them with your lust
Rivers mountains rain
Rain against a torrid hill’s cape
A thousand
A thousand desires such as these

~Swanand Kirkire & गालिब

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Poem

Twinkle that your parted lips brought,
Solace nowhere I ever sought.
Fragrant winds harbingered your arrival,
Heavens on earth spruced up for a carnival.
Meadows marveled on what had just flown,
And even hope hoped "You would just be my own".
Delights unfound gathered a new zeal,
Sorrows clustering me, now I could never feel.
Thinking I thought what wrong every time goes,
I then discovered, your love had made me many foes!


Had written it in college days. Found that scribbled piece few weeks back & hence thought of posting it here.
These poems are damn tough business. Not my types.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Why is Ambulance White?

  • Ambulance is used to carry ill or hurt people to the hospitals.
  • “AMBULANCE” on ambulance is always written as a mirror image so that people driving in front of this ambulance can easily read it in their mirrors so that they can give side to the ambulance.
  • To give side means to either go to the left side of the road if you are driving in the left-hand-traffic country or to go to the right side of the road if you are driving in the right-hand-traffic country.
  • Many countries have right hand driving system & many other left countries have left hand driving system.
  • Officially, in India we have to drive on the left. But we usually drive on what is left.
  • Because of this, many road accidents take place & that is why, in the first case, ambulance is needed to carry people to the hospitals.
  • So, you can put it this way that sometimes the Ambulance itself riding on the road is the reason of its existence. So, if the opportunity is not knocking on your door, get on the other side & you knock it yourself. A good market building strategy.
  • Talking about hospitals; there are many hospitals in many big cities. But then too, citizens always cry that they are not enough. This is because there are also many ill people in these many much big cities.
  • People get ill because of cheesy chuck or virulent viruses or bossy bosses. (Hmmm… Alliteration) Boss when used as adjective means “Exceptionally good”, like in “a boss hand at painting”. But i haven’t seen any boss boss.
  • Boss is also used as not-so-meaningful word, where any other word could also easily replace it, like in “Kya boss! Kuch bhi kya?” or “Booosssss! Kya dikhti hai wo!”
  • Many people speak many meaningless things many times. Many of these many choose to be much more meaningless by choosing to say many meaningless things many times. (Alliteration again! Hey, this is also alliteration again. So it’s cyclic alliteration.)
  • I hate and love such things as i hate to love and love to hate.
  • As we are speaking of love and hate, let me tell you that a research from Yale University suggests that love-hate relationships may be the result of poor self-esteem.
  • But that’s got nothing to do with our ambulance.
  • But, you all have to do with The Princess Anne Hathaway who starred with Meryl Streep in The Devil wears Prada, who, by the way is MFA from Yale University. I mean Meryl, not Anne. & by the way, Anne's dad was a lawyer ;)
  • But more than these two, i like Rachel Weisz. & being F.R.I.E.N.D.S fan, i like Matt LeBlanc too.
  • Do you now what’s common between these two. No?!?!?!? Let me tell you then. Weisz means white in German and LeBlanc also means white but in French.
  • That’s why the Ambulance is White.
  • Hence Proved :)

Thursday, October 15, 2009

3D Rangoli

It’s an amazing experience to go touring undiscovered directions to meet at the same destination that others come to treading on mapped roads. That’s how i now realized why learned people said that it was the journey that mattered. Or else, being conventional is very conventional. Not playing with word, as i usually do, i would play with colours now…………………


The hands that rocked the world…………………



Some paper work…………………


Let’s get started…………………


Colouring lives…………………


One view…………………


Another view…………………


And now,

THE VIEW…………………





Monday, October 12, 2009

Schindler's list


This is one of the best Oscar winners. Much has been said & written about it already. And that will continue, as it deserves it. Google it & you would get more than you would want. Movie keeps you stunned & amazed & bewildered & hopeful & inspired (& many more emotions) throughout. It takes you on a real wonderful tour. It’s all in itself. Biggest surprise for me was to read director’s name in the credits. I had not known about Spielberg’s potential. His image, for me, has changed now. All the colours, black & white, have been used worthily. This will remain as my most memorable movie.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Evening Law Colleges in Mumbai

I have hunted a lot for this information & when i have finally got enough i would like to post it on net for ease of other people who are also looking for it.

I have found in total three evening colleges for Law in Mumbai.
Their names & contacts are as below:

1)Dr. Ambedkar College of Law,
People’s Education Society’s,
Opp. BEST Bus Depot,
Tilak Road Extension,
Wadala,
Mumbai-400031
Tel: (022) 24182958 (this works)

2)Thane Municipal Council Law College,
Vidya Prasarak Mandal's (VPM)
Chendani Bunder Road,
Thane-400601
Tel: (022) 25364194 (i am not sure)

3)Jitendra Chauhan College of Law (JC College)
Mithibai College Campus,
Vile Parle (W),
Mumbai-400 056
Tel: (022) 26142346 (this works)

ELIGIBILITY: These colleges are for 3 year degree course in law. (They also offer other diploma course which i have no much idea about.) You are eligible to take admissions here if you are GRADUATE from any stream from anywhere in the world. (Any stream means literally any. Arts, Commerce, Science, Engineering, Biochemistry, Fishery, Rocket Science, any, any, anything will do. And anywhere also means India, Pakistan, Switzerland, Mauritius, Australia, Uganda, Vatican, any, any, anywhere will do. Aaa…Yes? From where did you say? Bode’s Galaxy? Sorry i don’t know about that……but maybe……you can still give it a shot!)


YOU MUST HAVE: Attested copies of your Degree Certificate, attested copies of your Mark lists of all years & semesters of Degree, attested copies of your Date of Birth Proof, attested copies of your Present Address, attested copies of your Caste & other Creamy Layer Certificates, your passport sized photos, black ball pen (working perfectly) & lots of lots of time & patience.
For students who have their Graduate Degree form any non-Mumbai University will have to apply to the Mumbai University for their Provisional Eligibility Certificate. But this is done AFTER you have taken admission in your respective colleges. Actually it is done through the college in which you take admission. So don’t worry before.

These all colleges are affiliated with the Mumbai University. They have classes from around 5:30-6pm to 9-9:30pm. For further more information, contact me personally.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Harry Potter and the .........who???

After finishing the Harry Potter books what one has to do is discuss it with friends, scan your brain for weird things you remember and quiz your friends on it and wait & wait & wait for the next film to release. One day the wait finishes, you return home and you again continue your wait for the next movie hoping that at least that one doesn’t disappoint you.

Well, as most of the HP movies did, this also was a great discontent. But before going to the cons, let’s have its plus points first.

:) The new 3D experience which makes you grip your chair tightly (i mean it literally) was the ace card of the game. The WB logo and the title of the movie that float towards you were awesome. And so was the ride through streets of London to collapse the Millennium Bridge.
:) All the actors, new and old, have done a fantastic job. Tim Felton (Draco), who never got such a big role to play before, also proves to be good. Merlin’s beard! How can we forget the beautiful portrayal of the new Potions’ master (played by Jim Broadbent)? For a change, we could also see a different genre of acting from Daniel. It seems, Mr. Radcliffe need not worry for his career after the HP series’ end. Maybe, all he needs is a bit of “luck”.
:) Now i don’t know whether it was intentional or just coincidental, but i did notice this one fact. When the Dark Lord rises to the power and the whole wizard world (and some Muggle world too) is under the growing evil, the theme was maintained throughout the movie. All the scenes were either night scenes or shown as unlit, cloudy or snowy days. Hence the gloomy looks gripped in all places. The usual scenic beauty around the ‘Train to Hogwarts’ was replaced by a stretch of barren land. The comic appearances of Hagrid were also scissored.
:) The other good points were that of different locations shown within Hogwarts. True for Luna to say “I don’t remember having come to this part of the castle”. The director has also added a few small small bits of his own which were also good. For example wee the golden owl on the Headmaster’s address dais and the sand hour-glass in Slughorn’s room.

But… (Yes, now comes this…)

:( The movie lagged far behind the stupendous and precise descriptions of the original writer. Hence, the book-readers were all hope-struck. Why the readers turn toward the screen is to visualize better than what words have already done for them. But if that’s not possible, may be, Mrs. Rowling herself should seat the director’s chair for the finale.
:( The main flaw of the movie was the extra-romance. The first half of the movie seemed to have no motive at all then to fix the love-lives of all (literally all) characters. They also went to the extent of Dumbledore personally asking Harry whether he had something “ON” with Hermione. Maybe David Yates (Director) had made friends with Karan Johar and Yash Chopra.
:( Why i eagerly waited for this movie was because this part had memories of many people collected by the Headmaster in the quest to know Voldemort better. As these memories took you out of Hogwarts in different places and times, it had huge opportunities to shoot miracles and to make the audiences go wow. But at the end, the audiences have known little of it.
:( Another attraction of this movie was to see Snape take over as the Defense-against-the-Dark-Art’s professor, the post he craved for all his life. But alas! This year, Hogwarts was shown only teaching potions. None of the Snape’s or McGonagall’s lectures were shown.
:( The final battle between the death eaters and the DA was not even shown. The death eaters just come & destroy the castle without any fightings with other professors.
:( If you were a first time HP watcher, i bet you didn’t even understand when Avada was cursed and when Dumbledore died. The funeral and the White Phoenix were missing.
:( Other loose ends were lack of dialogues to many characters & even few missing characters. Neville didn’t even have a word this time. All elves, owls, phoenixes, charms, curses, ministry of magic, new Minister, the Prime Minister of London, practices in Hogwarts, exams, festivals & celebrations (other than Christmas) were all missing. It also appeared as if you-know-who had gone in exile with leaving just Lestrange and Greyback to tame the whole world.
:( The plot hugely lagged in portraying the importance of the Half Blood Prince himself. He is mentioned in the beginning and then only at the end when it is revealed who the Prince is. The mystery behind the Half Blood Prince was all killed and hence it did not justify why the movie was named as “Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince”.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

The Lost World

A few days back i happened to read this article in TOI of how a new scientific research has blamed the loss of all dinosaurs & species of Mesozoic era on us i.e. Indians. {Is there any necessity to say the nationality of this report???? Yes, you guessed it right! It is Uncle Sam’s job. You know…this is the foremost problem with the developed countries. They have plentiful of time for such futile studies and examinations. I have never, in my life so far, met or heard of any Indians doing or have done their doctorates in Sleipnir (i.e. some mythological eight-legged horse), or haplology (i.e. course of action of deleting two almost identical syllables in a word. If you ask me, i will be deleting this entire word!), or Ornithopters or some things even remotely similar to these all. But forget it! This can be a whole new blog by itself some day. Let’s get out of these curly brackets now.} It puts forward the theory of how the volcanic eruptions in South-Asian subcontinent, i.e. India, formed an olympian cloud of smoke, ash and all trash blocking the sunlight for a long time to result in alteration of climatic conditions and finally the end of Hollywood’s National Animal.

Before this day it had never occurred to me that these archosaurs had once inhabited India also. I know that my history stands weak with arranging events chronologically. But what i can remember is that there were gods living in India (Why i don’t know! When the whole planet belongs to you, why not stay in Switzerland forever????) And there were some devils also who were always killed by these gods (If not gods, they could go to Switzerland!!!!! There were no VISA interviews in those days!!!) And then there is a huge time skip & my memory lands me in Harappa, Mohenjodaro, Mauriyas, Cholas, Magadhas, Nandas, Guptas, Mughals, Nizams, Peshwas and finally the East-India Company. Now this is a very big lapse of time not accounted. How this period was not registered anywhere, i don’t know. Maybe that’s why all the great leaders in this world have always & has at least given us one “thought” emphasizing importance of time, punctuality and such things. And it is due to these guys only that we have to give account of our 40 hrs spent every week in office (@#$%&*@*%#%#&#@!).

But imagine if this chain had all its beads in place and if this whole thing had a perfect continuity, India would have been so different with just the knowledge that we inherit the land once owned by dinosaurs!!!!

India being the largest producer of cinema, the impact on film business cannot be deserted. We Indians pour in heaps to movies featuring dinosaurs, anacondas, giant gorillas and such (once-up-on-a-time) living things. In fact, my first English movie is Jurassic Park itself. We Indians can’t keep ourselves far from such fantasies. And hence, i am quite sure that, we wouldn’t have needed to turn to Steven Spielberg for them. We would have had many such movies from Satyajit Ray. (I don’t know the authenticity of this but i have read somewhere that the famous ET was a plagiary of one of the Satyajit Ray’s ideas.) Salim-Jawed would have written larger than life scripts (this phrase aptly suits dinosaur movies) on how the carnivorous dinos would kill herbivorous dinos & then the kids of herbivorous dinos would take the “hamari maa ki maut ka badlaa”. Karan Johar would have made dino romantic fables. Dinosaurs hopping around hillocks (they won’t fit behind the garden bushes), shouting (equivalent with talking), shouting (equivalent with singing), shouting (equivalent with laughing) and again shouting (now equivalent with crying). (Gawd! It is going to be a tough job for vocal artists to give so many expressions by just shouting). There would be wedding-videos type movies on them. Action packed “Khiladi” type is never to be forgotten too. To cut this whole thing short, let’s just say, the landscape of the Indian Cinema would have been very different.

Another great change would have been in our childhoods. We would not have had all those toys of just horses, dogs or elephants. I am sure our parents would have got us some long necked simple and mild looking herbivorous dino toys. For soft toys lovers there would also be teddy-dinos. Our childhood stories wouldn’t just have ended with donkeys and monkeys. May be, we would be giving a break to ant and elephant and would be cracking jokes on Epidexipteryx (the smallest dino) and Spinosaurus (the largest dino). Our Panchatantra stories would also need editing to change the king of jungle. Jungle Book would have had a small cute ummm…dinolet (what do we call a baby dino???) as Mowgli’s friend. Our museums would have been containing beautiful fossils of long tails and sharp teeth of these animals. And now, i would call these fossils as the real fossils worth any museum. (I detest those earthen one-armed-lady statues & bullock carts. Oh come on! Anyone can in their own backyard make them, bake them and start their own small museum.) Our education systems would have been somewhat different. Instead of mugging the dates of Chauri Chaura Movement twice in school life, one year they would have taught us about these creatures. Who knows, i would have been a paleontologist now. Digging earth somewhere for more and more bones! Oh wow! That would have been so much better....

Going many steps ahead, i would also say that, may be this small alteration would have made a vast cultural change montaging the whole of the Indian image. The whole persona of Indians would have been poles apart. We would have been bolder, antagonist, valiant, fearless and hence may be much more developed. Coming back to the topic of development, may be it would have been like this that we Indians would have put forward this new “scientific research” blaming them and then some American guy would have scratched his head and would have come up with this blog...... :)

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Attention! ! !

This to bring to your notice that the blog down with all 'ages' is not my ingenuity. So you all can stop praising me about writing that. It was just a forwarded mail that i had received & thought of sharing with you all. Although, you can still praise me for taking a good pick. But hey, rest all are my own. See ya with another good one soon.



N.B. Million thanks to all readers & their comments.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

My First Love

You are in a great rush. You somehow climb in and grasp your last lost breath. You start looking around. There are people. Lots of people and in different lots. First is the lot of those who are lost in Peace. Those may be the thoughts of happiness or sadness, homes or offices, girlfriends or boyfriends, and lots many things. They care for nothing that’s going around. Second is the lot of those who are lost in Prints. Those may be newspapers, sudokus, crosswords, novels, study books (rare!) or even sewing machine & PAN card advertisements pasted around. They care for nothing that’s going around. Third is the lot of those who are lost in Pixels. Those may be of mobiles, I-pods, laptops, palmtops or Blackberry (Some people, because of its multifunctional nature, don’t consider it as a member of mobile family. So sad for the mobile clan to lose it’s most commendable member!!!). & ditto is for them also. (Never forget, there are also people begging, selling & dozing. But they are few.) And i am proud member of the third lot. I wouldn’t have called myself proud but for this new Nokia advertisement which shows how restlessness is an asset and the most important distinguishing factor of ours. Somehow, our mobiles define us.
Killing time is not as it was before. It’s now in many people’s to-do list. Its part of our 24 hours schedule & which else mode could be better than a mobile which that we have every time? Now, mobile is our part and not an accessory. SMSs & calls were, once upon a time, vital means of communication. But now we use them to kill time. Mobiles were rich affair then. But now, just like sky, mobiles are everywhere. A friend of mine tells me how his roomie has three cell phones. First one for his girlfriend to call on (Need I say that this is always engaged?????), second one for his parents to call on as their home landline has some friends’n’family plan activated for cheaper call rates (This is rarely used cause of first phone.) and third one for office work (This you have to strictly avoid on weekends & all other holidays.)
Accepting, even i am addicted to my cell phone. I just love my cell phone. I can’t live without it. Wait a minute…... if this continues, i might even stop calling it "it" and name it something just like Joe & Chan call their chair & TV by names Rosita & Steveie. Looking back in past, i know now, that it would have been horror if i didn’t have that straight black animal, taking only 90 deg turns & surviving on small pixels. That greenish yellow flickering screen was an antidote. It made me survive my PLs & my engineering books. Even now when i am stuck in between lines, i turn back to the Applications Menu of my cell. Only difference these days is that the Snake with enormous gigantic appetite has been replaced by a Sailor who is on a mission to save his fleet of ships from wrecking against the rocks. (For non-geeks, this game is made on same basis as Minesweeper & is called Seasweeper. And if you even don’t know what Minesweeper is, BBYE! Pack your bags and get back to your era. RED ALERT! Hurry! Byzantines have attacked your kingdom!!!) But the peace and leisure it brings is still the same.
Rewinding to a few years back, when something called a ringtone was heard, we looked here & there to see what that sound came from and how an owner of mobile phone looks. (No! I didn’t think that sound came from a spaceship. We aren’t going that back and that West.) But now when you hear a ringtone, you give a damn to it unless it’s something funky that you don’t have yourself. Actually, my fantasies for them have taken a low level. With my first mobile, i was crazy about these ringtones. I used to write down all 8b1 8.e2 16g2 8#f2 4e2…… so that i could keep updating to newer and cooler tones every time i wanted. I also remember sending Birthday Song ringtones, instead of SMSs, to my many friends. (If anyone wants them all, i still have them. Contact animesh.kulkarni@akersolutions.com). Sometimes even seven tones weren’t enough for my greed. But now when you can have tones of songs init, you care least of what actually rings when it rings. My roomie was another of the mobile-lover species. He had his collection of best SMSs. You name the occasion and he would set out options for you. I am sure; his craze is also now dead.
Time passed. Monotonous black-n-green displays changed to wifi enabled blue-toothed PDAs. The World spinned so many times and so did my feelings. My feelings turned from passion to love to affection & then to mere liking. But if it makes you feel any better, i need to confess it to TVS Scooty that not her, but you, Nokia, are my first love…..

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

"How old are you?"
"I'm four and a half!"

You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

"How old are you?"
"I'm gonna be 16!"
You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!


But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there?Makes you sound like bad milk!
He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40.
Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone. But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70!


After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards;

"I Was JUST 92."

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!"



May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!!



So HOW TO STAY YOUNG

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them."

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop" And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.


AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Monday, December 31, 2007


ABC of 2007

Lots many things happened the receding year. Lets take a sneek-peek at some of them.

A
Abhi-Ash bind in matrimony keeping the press at an arms length
Adam’s Bridge? NO NO NO! I am politically clever. No Comments Please!!!
AIIMS go on a strike for their rights. RDB kept alive by these students.

B
BAD BAD YEAR FOR THE Bs
Bachchans targeted for what not. Be it the flower decoration at marriage or be it taxes to pay. Bad year for them in the end with the demise of Teji Bachchan.
Blair steps down the Brit PM Office.
Britney Spears in a rehab with a Bald head & also tries to bring death by hanging her self.
Bob Woolmer meets a tragic death bringing surprise along with suspicion on many Paki players.
Benazir Bhutto assassinated. Oh! She had two Bs.

C
China ready for hosting the Olympics ’08. Beautifully decorated cities ready for the guests. Let me say, its all Chaka Chak.

D
Dhoni brought a feather in cap of Indians which was a must after the sham defeat in World Cup by Bangladesh. Twenty20 zindabad!
The Departed won the most coveted Oscar. Truly Worth!

E
Emergency with our neighbors.
Elizabeth Hurley FINALLY married with Arun Nayyar. India got the only reception part to enjoy.

F
Farah Khan heading with jets. Proved that female directors can give a HIT to Bollywood. Also thank her for RE-INTRODUCING SRK.

G
Gujarat always in news. Elections got on air everywhere.
Gordon Brown steps in as the new Brit PM.
Greg Chappell finally resigns after facing a lot of music.

H
Harry Potter finale released.
Hillary got to get-set-go for Presidency.
Husain M F received non-bailable warrant for obscene painting of Bharat Mata. He books a complete theatre for The Return of the Queen.

I
An “i” for the “I”. TOI brings in a new re-defined “i” to our eyes.
Pursuits of Happyness also helped this new mission.

J
J K Rowling rolls in millions. Promises for the 8th part giving details of Hogwarts.

K
Kingfisher catches the Air Deccan.

L
Lakshmi Mittal retains the crown of Richest Indian.

M
Madhuri returns. Not with a bang though.
Modi returns. With a Bang!!
Manjunath’s murderer gets death penalty.

N
NCERT to ban “FAIL”.
Nawaz Sharif returns & ironically, still stays.
Nandigram in fires.

O
OSO! SOS according to me.
Osama celebrates 50th birthday on March 11.
Obama gives a tough fight to Hillary.

P
President Appointed! Prathibatai Patil enjoys being first lady Prez of India.
Padma splits with Rushdie.
Pravin Mahajan gets life term imprisonment for brother Pramod’s murder.

Q
Queen Elizabeth II turns 81. Still counted amongst the top models. Magazines say she has the Style.
The Queen brought in an Oscar for Helen Mirren. The Reel Queen gets a tea-break with The Real Queen

R
Richard Gere tripped in a reverse gear after the kiss with the pretty woman Shilpa.
Ramasethusamudran! New issue for the Rama Lovers.
Rahul Gandhi the next PM or what?

S
Sunita Williams takes Samosas to space. Record break 195 days in space.
Shilpa Shetty brought to tears by the Big Brother. Consoled later by the Rs 3 Crore Prize. Again in news with a stage show for aiding AIDS.
Saawariya promises to much but fails to keep them. Turkish towels in market though.
Six-Packs in demand!!! Thanks to SRK.

T
Taj Mahal the topmost wonder of the world. Thanks to our modern telecommunication.
Taslima again in news. Though nothing good this time also.
Telgi stamped for stamp scam.

U
UP get the new CM. Mayawati surprises everyone.
Uttarakhand, new name of Uttaranchal.

V
Virginia Shootout! Alas!!!
Valdimir Putin, the Times’ Person of the Year.
Victoria & David move to LA & also occupy a place in Madame Tussad’s.

W
West Bengal set on fires.

X
X Men- The Last Stand. 3rd in the series released.

Y
Y K Sabharwal, the ex-chief justice faces music for lending a helping hand to son, taking advantage of post.

ZZee launches ICL Cricket Team.